Wut? Somebody ate the last piece of fried chicken?
Food fight good.
Table fight bad.
Crap! do you know how much those tables weigh? Especially the old plywood ones. The new plastic are a little lighter.
We move them around a lot for church functions. I can be a macho man and carry a few individually, only lifting inches above the ground, but to reliably clear a space, you need two dudes working together.
That’s my spirit animal.