[artichokegrower]

Guy has a future with the NFL.

[frogjerk]

It is believed that before crashing into Cervantes, Molina had been served eight double vodka Red Bull cocktails and 16 single shots, according to KDFW

How do you serve somebody that much booze? The bartender is in a load of trouble that the restaurant will be sued beyond belief.

[thefactor]

This is one instance where I’d probably support pulling the liquor license from this bar. Especially if it’s a smaller bar with 1-2 bartenders who chose to ignore how hammered this guy was when he walked out with his keys.

[Delta 21]

Fat boy had already ran out of air, stumbled over his own feet and almost killed himself headbutting the landscapeing. BZ to the civilian for the knee in the back!

[SamAdams76]

The drunk driver looks like a complete fat slob.

I guess he'll have plenty of time in prison to hit the gym.