A little story about a Roomba. My best friends daughter being somewhat of a techno nerd bought one of these infernal devices to vaccum her house at a set time everyday just before she came home from work. Her dog got the shits one day, and shit in the kitchen and living room. The Roomba ran right through it and smeared that diarrhea all over the house. When she got home, she said there were shit trails everywhere. When she picked the evil robot up, she got dog shit on her hands. When her husband got home, he smashed it.