Gisele Bündchen unrecognizable on post-divorce ‘drag queen’ Vogue cover

New York Post ^ | February 22, 2023 | Erin Keller

[alstewartfan]

Past her prime, you say?

[nickcarraway]

Why would she want to look like this?

[FamiliarFace]

Oh, gotcha.

Yeah, she’s definitely loony now.

[Mean Daddy]

32 year olds?!? Hell, he can go Leo and throw them out when they hit 25.

[Steely Tom]

But the lady on the right can give me a call. I’m in the book.

I think it was when Dennis Miller was hosting SNL's Weekend Update that he did a story about how Michelle Pfeiffer had separated from her husband or boyfriend at the time (mid '80s?).

Then he said to the camera, "listen guys, if you're thinking you might run into her at the laundromat you better think again..."

He paused and said "reality... check into it."

[nickcarraway]

I don’t think she divorced him because he didn’t retire. It happened way to quick,

[Beowulf9]

So now woman have to dress like men who imitate women.

[Leaning Right]

> Then he said to the camera, "listen guys, if you're thinking you might run into her at the laundromat you better think again..." <

LOL. But you don’t understand. I have every Beatles album on 8-track tape. What woman could resist an evening grooving to that?

[FamiliarFace]

You need to move up to vinyl. Then you’ll probably get more action than with 8-tracks.

[Steely Tom]

Wow, you’re a BMOC!

And a BMF besides!

(I think that’s from Firesign Theater)

[Antoninus]

Why would she want to look like this?

I'll take "Mental Illness" for $800, Nick.

[punknpuss]

I have been thinking about Dicaprio dumping his girlfriends when they turn 25 and he’s actually doing them a favor. No sense in letting them twist in the wind wondering if he’s ever going to get serious (which he won’t until he’s good and ready) and they still have plenty of good years (at least 2 or 3) to find love and marriage. They aren’t used up or run through and have the cachet of dating Dicaprio. Not a bad deal all in all.

[Steely Tom]

You need to move up to vinyl. Then you’ll probably get more action than with 8-tracks.

[Steely Tom]

If I were a foot and a half taller and had people ‘photo-shopping’ and ‘airbrushing’ me, I could look that good wearing it, too.

You'd leave her in the dust, I'm certain!

[FamiliarFace]

I think vinyl albums are the bees knees. I’ve always loved the artwork, and the music is a great bonus. Probably the other way around, but you get my point. Vinyl is awesome.

[Steely Tom]

Yes, the album art was a great asset to the medium.

“Persuasive Percussion” (which I remember seeing in record stores when I was in about fourth grade) was marketed as an aid to seduction during the “swinging bachelor pad” era, celebrated in the various Austin Powers movies.

Of course I had no clue as to this aspect of the album, which I couldn’t afford to buy anyway at the time. Plus I didn’t have a stereo. No one I knew had a stereo either, in 1964.

[Disambiguator]

What kind of car is the 8-track player in? That’s the real question.

[DesertRhino]

Sick. And she needs a slice of pizza.

[DesertRhino]

I’m with you.

[jonrick46]

That Chanel No. 5 commercial didn’t have to do much to make her into a goddess. When she was dripping with salt water, her natural beauty glorified her.