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To: dfwgator

Both Players should BELITTLE or IGNORE any questions on what was obviously a private joke between friends.

ABSOLUTELY NO APOLOGY!

I golf. If you hit a weak shot or hit a putt way short you will hear me ask: “Did your skirt fly up in your face?”


14 posted on 02/17/2023 9:42:37 AM PST by LeonardFMason
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To: LeonardFMason

When we had a water hazard, I would always go “Help me, I’m drowning!” and make bubbling sounds as my friend addressed the ball. And sure enough, 9 times out of 10, the ball landed in the water.


24 posted on 02/17/2023 9:45:57 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: LeonardFMason
I golf. If you hit a weak shot or hit a putt way short you will hear me ask: “Did your skirt fly up in your face?”

Or, 'Hit it Alice'.

Or 'Nice shot... for your wife...'

And so on.

25 posted on 02/17/2023 9:46:38 AM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man.)
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To: LeonardFMason

You know what my golf handicap is?

My swing!


48 posted on 02/17/2023 10:14:48 AM PST by MortMan (You better bring yours, when you come to take mine. - Creed Fisher)
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