[Tell It Right]

It’s hard to find a place to land every 100 miles so you can use the restroom.

[Col Frank Slade]

Hopefully they don’t parallel park the planes at the air base.

[rlmorel]

"...It’s hard to find a place to land every 100 miles so you can use the restroom..."

Pfft. They can fly with me, the way my friends drive with me. That way, when I have to stop every 50 miles, all the torture and ridicule falls on me.

I don't care anymore-as long as I can make it.