I don’t date hookers or barnyard animals either
True story: In 1969 I was a scared kid from suburban Boston...first time away from home...being screamed at 24/7 by Army drill sergeants at Fort Knox. Most of the guys in my barracks were from Tennessee,Mississippi and Texas. The guys from Texas used to tell us that their first "experience" was with a creature that chews cud. To this day I don't know if they were pulling my leg or not.