Mayhem, Watain, Gorgoroth, Behemoth were unavailable for comment as they were laughing their butts off at such an amateur production.
Or Marilyn Manson.
“I have a message for, uh, Marilyn Manson. Yeah, Satan called and, uh, first, um, he says, ‘Hi’. And, um, your videos are giving him nightmares....So if you could bring it down a notch.” - David Spade