Not dialog from Breakfast at Tiffany’s? Audrey Hepburn didn’t pass gas. Would have been funny, though.
I have a joke book that I stole from our high school library back in 1964 and that joke is in it.
I once asked for a price of some handbag in one of the highly overpriced boutiques.
I was told that, if I need to ask for the price, it is too expensive for me!
I was kind of offended. Obviously I have not bought that crap!