Nope. I’m too old for that kind of thing. I like my frames to stay put.
When I was commuting I would wear sturdy clothes that I didn’t have to change out of when I arrived at my place of work. Since it is a pretty casual atmosphere I could get away with it.
Novel idea, but I’d avoid those crazy new bikes too. If you want to use them now you need a path 2-4 times wider than normal which will only lead to more road rash and worse.