Many moons ago i auditioned my border collie to chase the geese from the local river park. My dog didn’t get the job but another from a retired man did and he sat all day in the park while his dog chased away the geese. And of course the environazis complained so the city stopped it. Then the wildlife dept fed the geese food laced with birth control that rendered the eggs infertile. And of course the environazis complained so wildlife stopped. And now. The park is a goose infested wasteland no one visits because their is goose crap covering every square inch of the park and the geese are jerks.
“The End.”