Johnny Carson said on the Tonight Show once:
“It’s been very cold in New York City lately. Quite cold.”
McMahon: How cold was it, Johnny?
Carson: It was so cold last night our crack meteorologist Frank Field went up on the roof to take a temperature check and he almost froze his NBC Peacock off.”
Watch out for the frozen dog pee, New Yorkers. You might not recognize it, because it freezes even before it can run across the sidewalk in one treacherous stream as it usually does.