This is nothing to joke about. Soon polar bears will be wandering around Boston eating people because it is too cold up north. This global warming causes extreme cold.
Music to accompany the bitter Cold Blast to New England:
“The Winds of Thor are Blowing Cold, Cold, Cold, Cold, Cold....”
No Quarter - Led Zeppelin Original 1976 release
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD8hJ-awjBc