I guess my question is, why would anyone old enough to have a 40 inch waist want to ride a kiddy ride?
1 posted on
02/02/2023 5:55:58 PM PST by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
I wish airlines would do this.
To: BenLurkin
Did you see that kid who just fell out of a descending ride?
He was chunky. They determined his seat restraint had released because of his size.
3 posted on
02/02/2023 6:00:56 PM PST by
MarMema
(Orange Putin Bad)
To: BenLurkin
What? No oversized cart for Bowsers?
4 posted on
02/02/2023 6:02:53 PM PST by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: BenLurkin
Aren’t they afraid of getting Mariocartitus?
Seems to be going around.
7 posted on
02/02/2023 6:03:43 PM PST by
UNGN
To: BenLurkin
I’m nearing 70 with a 33” waist and would love to go on the ride
8 posted on
02/02/2023 6:04:51 PM PST by
steve86
(Numquam accusatus, numquam ad curiam ibit, numquam ad carcerem™)
To: BenLurkin
Can’t handle child porkers? awww Put down the spoon and sugar-laced sodas, kid.
9 posted on
02/02/2023 6:05:53 PM PST by
citizen
(Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people - John Adams 1798)
To: BenLurkin
Fat whale mom or dad wanting to ride with a kid
10 posted on
02/02/2023 6:11:52 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: BenLurkin
kids shouldn’t be 40”wide...
11 posted on
02/02/2023 6:22:40 PM PST by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: BenLurkin
YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FATBODY, PRIVATE PYLE!!!!!
12 posted on
02/02/2023 6:24:44 PM PST by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: BenLurkin
I can’t believe they have ‘test seats.’ I would have a horizontal line on a nearby wall. Less than this wide and ya ride! Can’t ride if ya hide the line!
Freegards
14 posted on
02/02/2023 6:38:54 PM PST by
Ransomed
To: BenLurkin
Super Mario Kart, not so much...
17 posted on
02/02/2023 6:50:25 PM PST by
Herosmith
("Hindsight alone is not wisdom, And second-guessing is not a strategy." - GWB)
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Dear large riders,
Lose weight. Do yourselves and everyone else a favor.
22 posted on
02/02/2023 9:13:27 PM PST by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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