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To: sodpoodle

OFFSPRING-When my oldest daughter was 6 or 7, we had to take her to the hospital. My wife went to the ER with her. I went to do the paperwork.

Clerk: “Middle name?”

Me: “Uh. Elizabeth?”

Clerk: Birthdate?”

Me: “Uh. April something.”


28 posted on 02/01/2023 11:47:18 AM PST by cyclotic (Follow 1776rm.com. Fighting for our Constitution. @1776RM on Truth)
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To: cyclotic
Same here. Could never remember my kids birthdays, my wife's, even our wedding anniversary but I remember every Redsox ballgame attended and who was pitching, who hit a homerun etc. Selective memory I guess.
51 posted on 02/01/2023 2:24:03 PM PST by ABN 505 (Right is right if nobody is right, and wrong is wrong if everybody is wrong. ~Archbishop Fulton John)
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