[nickcarraway]

It sounds like what happened to Hollywood director Tom Shadyac.

[HYPOCRACY]

Some guy got hit in the head with a baseball and he can tell you the weather in Baltimore everyday since then.

Worst superpower ever.

[FlatulusMaximus]

I must say that when I see someone obsessing over their phone I want to hit them in the head!

[Steely Tom]

Didn’t that former sports reporter who became an extreme lefty MSM talking head crash headlong into a subway door top rail? What was his name. Keith something.

[glorgau]

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.

Mike Tyson

[dynachrome]

Similar to the “clue bat”.

[algore]

I remember a fairy tail about some guy named Saul who fell and hit his head, according to legend he saw the light or something.

After that his personality totally changed and he he started following some anti money changer guy and then joined his retinue

[moovova]

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Good thing I use my computer to read and post on FR. I’m not using my phone, so I don’t have the problems she is talking about.

[UnwashedPeasant]

“My mama slapped me on the head and said, ‘Put down that phone!’”

[AppyPappy]

My phone is mostly used for 2 factor authentication and playing podcasts in the car on trips