[Verginius Rufus]

So we are orbiting a “non-binary star.” Good thing we are 93 million miles away.

[17th Miss Regt]

So we are orbiting a “non-binary star.” Good thing we are 93 million miles away.

Oh, great! So the Sun identifies as non-binary. I was wondering how physics would be corrupted!

[adorno]

So we are orbiting a “non-binary star.” Good thing we are 93 million miles away.

Earth used to exist in a binary star system.

Jupiter used to be a star, before it burned through all its hydrogen and became just a humongous planet.

(Just a theory).