Betcha the Babylon Bee is already working on this one.
Being a naive young boy when I first joined the Army and encountered my first massage therapist, I just figured that’s what they did, was to give a massage. How wrong I was.
I bet the Google bunch are no different. Ask for a massage, and they will have no idea what you are talking about.
Nonetheless, good riddance to as many Google employees as possible.
No happy ending, eh?