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But at least blacks get the shortest month.

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Which month is Asian Month? January?

Which month is National Merit Scholar Month?

Which month is Nuclear Family Month?

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>> But at least blacks get the shortest month.

I know! How about we combine all the race/sexID/genderqueer causes — heck, throw in earth-worshipers and vegans — into one and give it February? “National Oppressed Victims’ Activist Month”...???

Brilliant, right? :-)