[from occupied ga]

I wish something would eat my neighbor’s 6 endlessly yapping schnauzers. Can you rent mountain lions?

[Gil4]

If I had one I’d be glad to rent it to you. I’d probably use it first have you keep it a while so my neighbors don’t blame me for their dogs disappearing. (They don’t bother me because I can sleep through anything, but they drive my wife crazy.)

[Palio di Siena]

I’ve been looking for a canine hit man as well.