Posted on 01/20/2023 7:18:44 AM PST by lump in the melting pot
DELRAY BEACH, Fla. (WFLA) — A woman was pulled from a storm drain for the third time in just over two years on Wednesday.
Delray Beach police said they responded to a call of someone possibly in distress while swimming in a canal near Lindell Boulevard.
When officers asked if the woman needed help, police said she ignored them and climbed into a storm drain pipe.
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Leave this Florida woman alone! Approach her at your own peril!
At some point the police will have a radio code just for her.
10 -2000!
She might be a Cabalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.
The name alone should be plenty of info.
They already do it’s 5150.
According to WPTV, Kennedy was reported missing by her boyfriend in March 2021. 20 days later, fire rescue crews found her stuck in a storm drain.
Kennedy told officials that she entered the drain system after swimming in a canal but later got lost and wandered through the tunnels for weeks.
Two months after that incident, the news station reported that police in Texas said Kennedy was missing. She was later found in a storm drain in Grand Prairie, Texas.”
Yeah something ain’t right here.
She might have a twin. Lol
Cra cra runs deep with this one
Some places it’s a 10 13
Twenty days? What was she eating? Rats, floating turds, peoples’ pets? Was she treated for the dozen+ parasitic infections that she most certainly had? Maybe she has acquired a brain parasite? Or she is suffering from MSNOS (Mainstream Media Overexposure Syndrome).
A doppelganger is probably more like it
Like I said...something ain’t right
Probably.
We can hope there’s only one. Lol
It serves to remind me that there is stupid...which is pretty much on a national level, then there is real stupid, which is sporadic and occurs in certain demographic areas...and then there is Florida Man and Florida Woman, which is on an epic scale of Terminal Stupidity.
But, truth be told, most of these idiots that catch the "Florida Man/Woman" title are from somewhere else.
The other news is that she has a boyfriend. Is “being rescued” from a storm drain some kind of wacky foreplay? Leave her in there next time.
Shes wasting valuable time and equipment acting out some strange scenario.
She wandered in the pipes for weeks?? EWWWWW! (If I believe that story!)
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