Posted on 01/19/2023 1:20:52 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Take a leak before you head out to the bar.
Nope. The Villages are northwest of Orlando.
Gimme Three Steps
Lynyrd Skynyrd
I was cuttin’ the rug down at a place called The Jug
With a girl named Linda Lou
When in walked a man with a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who
He said, “Hey there fellow with the hair colored yellow
What you trying to prove?
‘Cause that’s my woman there and I’m a man who cares
And this might be all for you”
I said, “Excuse me”
I was scared and fearing for my life
I was shaking like a leaf on a tree
‘Cause he was lean, and mean, and
Big and bad, Lord, a-pointing that gun at me
“Oh wait a minute, mister, I didn’t even kiss her
Don’t want no trouble with you
And I know you don’t owe me, but I wish you would let me
Ask one favor from you”
“Oh, won’t you give me three steps, gimme three steps, mister
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister
And you’ll never see me no more
For sure”
Well, the crowd cleared away and I began to pray
And the water fell on the floor
And I’m telling you, son, well, it ain’t no fun
Staring straight down a forty-four
Well, he turned and there screamed at Linda Lou
And that’s the break I was looking for
And you could hear me screaming a mile away
As I was headed out towards the door
“Oh, won’t you give me three steps, gimme three steps, mister
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister
And you’ll never see me no more
Show me the back door”
Yeah, but what color loofahs did she have on her golf cart?
THAT’S what the neighbors want to know!
I love that song.....and boy do I love That Smell......;)
Cougar on the prowl, complete with bleached blonde hair and very red lipstick.
Florida Man could always lend Florida Woman his taser or concealed carry pistol when he goes to the head — assuming of course that Florida Woman was not otherwise armed.
Starin’ straight down a fourty-four...🤨
You are more right than you may know. The Allman Brothers band was formed in Jacksonville, Florida.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
