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Florida Woman Rescued From 3rd Storm Drain In 2 Years: Report
Miami, Florida Patch ^
| January 19, 2023
| Megan VerHeist
Posted on 01/19/2023 12:44:08 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Embedded links in original. FR has apparently posted previous exploits of this particular Florida Woman. Although, by her history, she could actually be Texas Woman.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Reach for the stars Florida Womam!…
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posted on
01/19/2023 12:45:20 PM PST
by
EEGator
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Seems to be trying hard for a Darwin Award.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“...she followed a tunnel she found and got lost, walking around the sewer system for nearly 3 weeks”
THREE weeks?! Things that make you go “hmmm.”
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posted on
01/19/2023 12:50:41 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(Once you get people to believe that a plural pronoun is singular, they'll believe anything - nicollo)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
was removed after firefighters contained her between two sections of pipe... Yes, this happens from time to time.
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posted on
01/19/2023 12:51:23 PM PST
by
C210N
(Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/19/2023 12:52:24 PM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/19/2023 12:52:36 PM PST
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
No food, lots of exercise.
Other than the lack of sunlight for vit D sounds fairly healthy....
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posted on
01/19/2023 12:55:05 PM PST
by
nascarnation
(Let's go Brandon!)
To: nascarnation
And you can relieve yourself at any time, anywhere, and nobody will complain. Unlike the streets of San Francisco where you get hosed off.
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posted on
01/19/2023 12:56:28 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(Once you get people to believe that a plural pronoun is singular, they'll believe anything - nicollo)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It’s obvious her life is really going down the drain...
To: ProtectOurFreedom
"THREE weeks?! Things that make you go “hmmm.”- What did she eat and drink to survive for 3 weeks?
- Was she naked all 3 times?
- Is this a sewer fetish?
- Ed Nortons biggest fan (Honeymooners worked in sewer)
- Florida mole person?
- Phantomess of the Opera?
- Python huntress?
- Suicide attempts?
- Underminer protege? "Behold, the Underminer! I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!"
- Looking for the underground nudist colony?
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posted on
01/19/2023 1:06:18 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
She must have been trying to swim underground to the Morikami Museum, the desire of all Nihonophiles in south FL.
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posted on
01/19/2023 1:20:40 PM PST
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Florida woman is lucky she hasn’t run across that 16 foot gator yet.
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posted on
01/19/2023 1:24:30 PM PST
by
Clutch Martin
("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
they should try draino...
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posted on
01/19/2023 1:37:19 PM PST
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
She sounds kinky to me for it to happen that many times some get to wiled things.
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posted on
01/19/2023 2:39:28 PM PST
by
Vaduz
(LAWYERS )
To: Clutch Martin
Florida woman is majorly Cray Cray, and not named Tiffany or Ginger, but at least sometimes a stripper.
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posted on
01/19/2023 2:49:02 PM PST
by
drSteve78
(Je suis Deplorable STILL )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/19/2023 4:56:20 PM PST
by
nicollo
("I said no!")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
To: TexasGator
She’s cute, but I will insist that she shower and scrub down everywhere, including under her fingernails, before we go out. #sewers
To: EEGator
Kid’s got a thing for tunnels.
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posted on
01/21/2023 12:43:54 AM PST
by
jmacusa
(Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots. )
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