[nickcarraway]

Isn't this illegal, given the state of allergies?

[moovova]

Maybe this job would help me come out of my shell.

[thecodont]

Better than a goobermint job?

[BuddhaBrown]

“Isn’t this illegal...”

Well, risky for sure.

If you crash into a bush you might bust a nut.

[PeterPrinciple]

. The current NUTmobile is a converted 2014 Isuzu.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutmobile

[Dr. Sivana]

I came upon the Weinermobile in the wild. The driver was having lunch at Culver's, a place that does NOT serve hot dogs or any Oscar Meyr products.

I would be afraid to take a drive in the peanut mobile, given that Planter's related accident a few years back:

[sasquatch]

I saw the Oscar Meyer weiner mobile years ago in Moss Landing.

[Leaning Right]

I’d apply, but I’ve already got a job driving a cool car.

[steveo]

I’d be concerned with driving near feral elephants.

[wjcsux]

My question is this before you turn it over to a bunch of kids. Can it do a decent burnout?

[ClaytonForester]

Weinermobile would waste that fat little Peanutmobile in a drag race.

[Penelope Dreadful]

Hmmm...

But, if the peanuts obstructed your view, then you would have to get your nuts (fill in the blank)

[Honest Nigerian]

If the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile and the Planter’s Peanutmobile got together and … errhh …. ahmm …. did a “science experiment”? Well would the baby have Tesslickles? Or would it have Twitties?
The gender reveal is going to be such a big social happening event.

[alexander_busek]

[...] driving Mr. Peanut across the country in the iconic NUTmobile.

I've always wanted to "nut" all across America!

Regards,