Harriet Tubman Honored With Statue Of Her Left Big Toe

The Babylon Bee ^ | January 16, 2023 | The Babylon Bee

[House Atreides]

Rosa Parks honored with a statue of her “seat”.

[TigersEye]

Who is going to foot the bill for that?

[xp38]

Well they’re dipping their toe in with this one. Time will tell how it works out.

[TChad]

Merrick Garland has pledged to arrest any critics.

[Songcraft]

Well, she has a leg up on that MLK statue.

[rlmorel]

Hahahahaha...this thread is likely going to sound like Wes Welker of the Patriots giving an interview after the news broke that week before the game of Rex Ryan's foot fetish...against the express admonition of Bill Belichick to his players NOT to mention it at all.

VIDEO: Wes Welker makes 11 references to feet in his hilarious interview about Rex Ryan, Head Coach of the New York Jets! (about three minutes)

LOL, he did pay for it, and the Jets did get the last laugh that season...:)

[Bob434]

will they drop it off with a toe truck?

[Gene Eric]

lol

[Bob434]

so now she’s missing a toe? I hope folks aren’t lack toes intolerant?

[cowboyusa]

Should be here with her rifle.

[cowboyusa]

Her

[married21]

😂. That was great.

[Organic Panic]

And Obama’s statue will be one of his huge jug ears levitating over an empy pool.

[mass55th]

They could have saved some money, and created a combo statue that included Auburn citizen, and Tubman supporter, William H. Seward’s testicles. After all, they’re both buried at Fort Hill Cemetery in Auburn.

[metmom]

The city, which became home to Ms. Tubman and her family following the Civil War and also serves as her final resting place, was expecting a large influx of tourists this summer due to the presence of the new statue.

Well, since Indelicato's has closed because of the Covid debacle, I guess they need something to give people a reason to visit auburn for, although, there still is the New Hope Store.

[PLMerite]

I'll see your left toe, and raise you:

[metmom]

BTW, I do know it’s the Bee.

Then again. It’s Auburn.

[Beowulf9]

Oh god, my stomach hurts ! 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Deaf Smith]

Tubman was never one to “toe” the line.