Everybody carries - fatboy.
At least you admit you're a pig - now just come clean on being a moron.
You must be enormously, grotesquely fat to have such a complex, you disgusting swing. I hate to inform you that I’m under 200 pounds.
And sure everyone carries. But not everyone is a firearm instructor and defensive trainer, so I’m well equipped and trained to dispatch filthy psychopaths such as yourself.