California: “Did you hear about my 90-MPH tornado!”
Kansas: “Hold my beer.”
Yep, ditto for Oklahoma. I used to live in OKC and hearing the radio broadcast cut to the Emergency Broadcast Signal as the sirens start going off outside is something I'll never forget. Was there for the F-5 that hit on May 3, 1999. Another one just barely missed my house in 2003.