Oh, that’s not so bad then.
The secret to a long life is simple…
1) If it tastes good don’t eat it
2) look both ways before you cross the street
3) don’t get on the Clintons bad side
4) Don’t blow dry your hair in the bathtub
5) Don’t pump gasoline with a lit cigarette in your mouth
6) Don’t make a deal with Don Corleone
7) don’t play golf in a lightning storm
8) Don’t trust big Pharma
9) stay out of hospitals
And the most important…
10) fill in the blank Freeper