Ted Koppel: Uh-huh.. alright. So, this whole killing yourself thing has really turned out to be a home run for you. Tell me, are there any regrets?
Marshall Applewhite: Yeahhh.. the castration thing.. I was way off on that one, Ted! It turns out it had nothing to do with anything. In fact, when we got here, everyone just looked at me like, “Applewhite, you nutball!”
Off to meet hale-bopp comet or was it the spaceship following it. I have this sudden edge to buy a track suit and some air Jordan’s. Somehow I also have my eyes on this cool purple blanket. Got to run, the koolaid is ready.