This one poisoned her boyfriend to death with antifreeze. Women today, I tell ya, I tell ya. My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat. My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
“In my house, we pray after we eat. My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.”
and i bet she uses the smoke alarm as her cooking timer, too ...