Laugh all you want at the Babylon Bee. It’s series in the couple that moved to Texas was brilliant
However:
Sen. Rand Paul airs grievances in ‘Festivus Report’ on federal waste
https://nypost.com/2022/12/23/sen-rand-paul-airs-grievances-in-festivus-report-on-waste/
including $118,000 from the National Science Foundation for a study on whether the Marvel movie villain Thanos could actually snap his fingers while wearing the Infinity Gauntlet.
That’s happening folks. In real life. With our money.
Rand needs to revive William Proxmire’s “Golden Fleece” award.