Our vaunted publik educashion! It’s for the children.
I was at a fast food joint a couple years ago and had just handed the cashier my money and the power went out. The cash drawer had already opened.
He didn’t miss a beat and counted out my change perfectly. Other cashiers were at a standstill — no digital display of the change due. They watched my cashier almost in awe.
I asked him, “Home schooled?”
Him: Yes ma’am.