[WMarshal]

"Also, this guy was 6’3” 320 lbs when playing. I have no clue how big he got after retirement, but 400+ lb men die young often."

Sure they do. Are you keeping up with your clot shots? You must be on #5 by now. Make sure you keep up with the schedule.

[EEGator]

I have had zero shots, and never get flu shots.