"Pedophile"? "Pedophile"?!
How insensitive! How "mean-spirited" of you!
It's "minor-attracted person" or "MAP"
Can't you see how less-threatening sounding that is? How inclusive that manufactured term seems to be?
I mean, after all, you don't want to be a bully to an otherwise fine person who simply wants to satisfy their uncontrollable -- and illegal and immoral -- sexual urges using a child.
The child-hating Left in America truly excels at torturing the English language to achieve what they must have.