[marktwain]

Shooting a criminal makes them much easier to find and arrest.

[marktwain]

The first couple of uses of Eastpointe are misspelled as Eastpoint.

[ComputerGuy]

What color was the 2022 Dodge Charger Hellcat?

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Yes indeed.

[KingLudd]

You must be acutely aware of your surroundings when you are just exiting your car and when you just get in your car. Your mind is rarely focused on anything but locking the car or taking your stuff out of the trunk.

Lately, I have been practicing checking all around my car when I approach it and locking the door the instant I’m inside and the door closes. For an old dog, this is a new trick and has taken some getting used to, but I’m doing it regularly. If you don’t lock it manually, many doors lock only after the car begins moving. It could be too late by then. Lock the doors immediately after you enter the car.

I always park at the end of the lot where my car is usually not close to other vehicles. This gives me time to scout as I approach my car.

[xp38]

Kind of ruins their day or night depending on the time of the interaction.

[SaveFerris]

[As Eastpointe Detectives were in route to the hospital, the suspect had fled.]

He tried to lam but they cheesed him

[moovova]

I hope the car wasn’t damaged.

[Lion Den Dan]

How long before possession of a car like the Hellcat will be deemed provocative and brand the owner for tempting the poor thief.

[Clarancebeaks]

Giving a retarded pavement ape a Hellcat is like giving a monkey a grenade with the pin pulled.

[drSteve78]

Damon the Demon, changing name to Ilene.

[USAF1985]

The only bad part to this tale is that he’s not laying in a morgue covered with a sheet

[Chode]

[Grampa Dave]