[Tell It Right]

Did she attack him back with the nutcracker?

Sorry, couldn't resist

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Of course, the headline writer could have simply gone with “Florida Man beats up girlfriend with Christmas Ornament”, but that’s too simple.

[CatOwner]

Just a side comment: They mention the man’s age, but not the girlfriend’s.

[Dr. Sivana]

He was arrested and charged with assault of a pregnant person

Before feminism's ascendency, feminists complained that women weren't in the U.S. Constitution.

Now, after its domination, they are systematically being removed from all laws, as well.

[CatHerd]

Hang out with Florida Man on Christmas morning, get Touched by an Angel.

[Allegra]

Came here for the comments and was not disappointed. 😄

[chajin]

Here is a man with enough battery to build his own Tesla.

It amazes me how many good men have no girlfriends, while womenbeaters never seen to lack any. So many women say what they want in men, then attach themselves to the opposite.

[DesertRhino]

Does anyone know what the last thing she said before he did it was?

[Baldwin]

Every time a bell goes off in your head, an Angel has lost it’s wings.

[tet68]

He was arrested and charged with assault of a pregnant person

What has pregnancy got to do with it?
According to some she was just carrying a mass of dividing
cells.

What if she identified as a horse?

[Larry Lucido]

There must be a better way. If only they celebrated Festivus. No ornaments - just an aluminum pole.

[Bikkuri]

Interesting that that the photo at your link shows the hands of a white guy getting arrested:








Compared to that actual picture of the thug: