Florida Man Beats Up Girlfriend With Holiday Ornament On Christmas Day: Police

The International Business Times ^ | December 27, 2022 | Dane Enerio

[Tell It Right]

Did she attack him back with the nutcracker?

Sorry, couldn't resist

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Of course, the headline writer could have simply gone with “Florida Man beats up girlfriend with Christmas Ornament”, but that’s too simple.

[CatOwner]

Just a side comment: They mention the man’s age, but not the girlfriend’s.

[Dr. Sivana]

He was arrested and charged with assault of a pregnant person

Before feminism's ascendency, feminists complained that women weren't in the U.S. Constitution.

Now, after its domination, they are systematically being removed from all laws, as well.

[Cowman]

Fracus in Florida; tootsie terrorized with tree topper.

[CatHerd]

Hang out with Florida Man on Christmas morning, get Touched by an Angel.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Fracus in Florida; tootsie terrorized with tree topper.

Ooooh...shades of the infamous Claude Cooper Copper Clapper Caper.

[dsrtsage]

Being that it is in Florida, she probably simply wasn’t listening

[Allegra]

Came here for the comments and was not disappointed. 😄

[bagster]

Frankie Caldwell, of Clearwater, was arrested after he allegedly struck his girlfriend in the head with an "angel figurine"

She Talks To Angels

[chajin]

Here is a man with enough battery to build his own Tesla.

It amazes me how many good men have no girlfriends, while womenbeaters never seen to lack any. So many women say what they want in men, then attach themselves to the opposite.

[Texas resident]

I have seen that a lot also. These women want to change a man. They always seek out the bad boys for the purpose of taming them. It rarely works out.

When I was in college, I noticed this and decided that for 30 days I would act like a complete jerk to all the women I knew. They were all calling me a lot and begging for attention.
At the end of the 30 days, I went back to my normal self and found my self very alone. Interesting experiment.

[dragonblustar]

It’s really interesting to watch people unconsciously live out their childhood trauma through the mates they choose. Women relive narcissistic childhood wounds through their partners. If one of her parents was narcissistic, she will seek out a mate that is familiar to what she grew up in. Same goes for men when they chase after the unattainable hottie. Narcissistic abuse is so common that I know realize why we are so screwed up as a society. It’s really not about men -v- women, it’s all about childhood trauma caused by the narcissist and how people spend the rest of their lives seeking to fill a void left by the abusive/neglectful parent(s).

[Peter ODonnell]

I would expect nothing less from Florida Man.

He does keep very busy, has to let out his frustrations somewhere.

[DesertRhino]

Does anyone know what the last thing she said before he did it was?

[Baldwin]

Every time a bell goes off in your head, an Angel has lost it’s wings.

[tet68]

He was arrested and charged with assault of a pregnant person

What has pregnancy got to do with it?
According to some she was just carrying a mass of dividing
cells.

What if she identified as a horse?

[Larry Lucido]

There must be a better way. If only they celebrated Festivus. No ornaments - just an aluminum pole.

[Bikkuri]

Interesting that that the photo at your link shows the hands of a white guy getting arrested:








Compared to that actual picture of the thug: