Florida Man is a rap star!
I suspect the cops will rap him a bit.
I’ve had plenty of folks I had to wake up at the scene. Never had a rapper.
Back in High School a guy sucker punched me and knocked me out.
Some girl afterwards said she was shocked at how I talked to the teacher. All I remembered was telling the teacher I didn’t need to go to the nurse - and that the guy who punched me is that should be leaving the class room.
“No - before that!”
“What do you mean?”
“You were yelling at the teacher and swearing at him and trying to hit him - I’ve never seen you yell at anyone - much less swear or fight.”
I do recall sleeping on the floor in the classroom and feeling embarrassed, and then coming to my senses (I thought). “Oh - it’s just a dream!” And I fell back to sleep.
Awesome!
Anyone caught rapping should get a mandatory 11/29.
My wife and I happen to own real estate very near where this accident happened, the “Florida Man” is named Ronald Cummings, before his recent 12-year prison sentence, he had a daughter named Haleigh Cummings who was 5 or 6 years old, one night while he was at work, the girlfriend of Ronald Cummings was at home with the child, the child was reported missing and to this day has never been found and no one has been charged with a crime.
The girlfriend assigned to watch the child is named Misty Crosland, she was arrested at the same time as Ronald Cummings years ago, she is still in prison on drug charges.
When the child went missing it was headline news on all the local news stations for a couple of weeks.
Here’s an article about the case.
Too bad no audio; might have gotten a 6 figure recording contract.
“you think I’m scared of prison”He's right: the threat of prison time is no longer a disincentive for crime. Prison either isn't sure enough or scary enough. Or, sadly, it's a mark of admiration for some segments of society.