All these headlines citing reasons other than the vax for so many sudden deaths reminds of John Belushi in the Blues Brothers with a list of excuses why he jilted Carrie Fisher.
“I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!”