Throat cancer can come from eating HPV-tainted…you know…the thing.
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Is ‘the thing” the thing I think it is? Give me a hint - is it a male thing or a female thing? Am I even in the ballpark? OMGosh. I need to get out more.
Carpet munching can be a problem if the carpet has been infected by HPV. It is the general consensus that Martina enjoyed that activity. Do you need a diagram?