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To: Celerity
I see this all the time here. People bragging about I have this or that gun, and am very proficient, blah, blah...

I looked over the front sight at another person. Later, I looked at him across a courtroom.

I'd rather not have to do either again.

21 posted on 12/27/2022 2:51:11 PM PST by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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To: real saxophonist

This is a story that should be shared.

I cringe whenever I hear the talk - even in the gun clubs.

“If anyone touches my ___________ I’ll fill em full of holes!”

My dad was like that, even though a responsible gun owners. I still hear him saying the usual “My daughter’s first date better bring armor and friends” and stupid stuff like that.

I must admit this is helpful on dates when I’m talking about my gun ownership with a lady. They’ll say mostly “Oh, I want a gun. I wanna nine millimeter so if anyone touches _____ I’ll shoot their dick clean off”. That’s my “Check please” moment. It saves so much time.

My favorite girl this year just said “OO! I can finally go shooting with someone!” I found out 3 days that she had her piece (Albeit a pawnshop relic) in her waistband during that date. She didn’t mention it, didn’t brag or anything. She was the best.


63 posted on 12/28/2022 1:21:51 PM PST by Celerity
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