[Lazamataz]

I have a friend, an inlaw-by-daughter of my beloved girlfriend, who forgot to drip his faucets. Everything is frozen. He will have one very big expense when things thaw.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Can he shut his water off at the street? It takes a special key to do it, but as long as the turning nut for the valve is in good shape and not frozen, he should be able to do that.

[real saxophonist]

I spent one of the five years at Home Depot in the Plumbing Dept. People would call, "My pipes froze!"

1. What to you expect me, here at the store, to do about it?

2. We sell pipe insulation, shoulda got some.

3. You need to call a plumber, not some part-time schmuckatelli at Home Depot.