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That’s Ok: She’s clearly not Italian (it’s Calzone)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoEO65C1yDQ&t=4s

I don’t care for the crap they push these days as ‘stuffed’ (which is just misnomer: It’s a pizza with an overlay of dough. In which case your wife is SPOT-ON).

It angers me a good calzone is impossible to find on the left coast, but it’s Ok: I’m Italian and I make it well.

[Dr. Sivana]

That’s Ok: She’s clearly not Italian (it’s Calzone). Closer to a Stromboli.

A Calzone has Ricotta. A Chicago stuffed pizza is not a Calzone.

She was also describing what the thing was, not naming it. (SHe is Dutch and Canadian). I am not Italian either, but my German-Irish father wanted my English -Polish mother to cook Italian, because their food is mostly better.

I describe a stuffed pizza (which I used to have to make when I was a Chicago pizza cook) as a feminist pizza, inverting the proper order of things (sauce on top?). Besides the unnatural barrier between sauce and cheese frustrating God's plan for creation.