[grobdriver]

I liked it better when the perverts said, "Stay out of my bedroom", and I was happy to do that.

Now the perverts not only insist I come into their bedroom, but that I approve of what they do there.

[unixfox]

I liked it better when the perverts said, "Stay out of my bedroom", and I was happy to do that.

We let the camel get his nose under the tent and he simply waltzed right in and shit all over the place.

[real saxophonist]

True story: I was delivering pizza to a house, Phantom of the Opera was blasting from the speakers.

I ring the doorbell, no answer.
I knock, no answer.
Finally, Police Knock. BAM BAM BAM. Still no answer.

So I look in the window, and through the sheer curtains, I see two people making out. I finally yell 'DOMINOS', and they scrambled. It was two guys.

One thing about gay guys, they tend to tip pretty well. Lesbians, not so much.

[Salman]

I liked it better when the perverts said, "Stay out of my bedroom", and I was happy to do that.

That was always a bait and switch. Also see my tagline.

[nagant]

If homosexual identity is real then why does it require affirmation in order to exist?

[NorthMountain]

I liked it better when the perverts said, "Stay out of my bedroom", and I was happy to do that.

That was a mistake. Faggots should no more be tolerated than abortionists, or National Socialists, or Communists. These are not people of good will; these are evil people who desire power over you more than anything else.