Posted on 12/19/2022 2:15:16 AM PST by sodpoodle
In a Podiatrist's office: Time Wounds All Heels. **************************
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels **************************
At a Proctologist's door: To expedite your visit, please back in. **************************
On a Plumber's truck: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed **************************
On another Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber! **************************
On a Church's Billboard: 7 days without God makes one weak. **************************
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout. **************************
At a Towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows. **************************
On an Electrician's truck: Let Us Remove Your Shorts **************************
In a Nonsmoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. **************************
On a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push! **************************
At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. **************************
On a Taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff. **************************
On a Fence: Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive! **************************
At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment. **************************
Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary; We hear you coming. **************************
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! **************************
At the Electric Company We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be. **************************
In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up. **************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully! We'll wait... **************************
At a Propane Filling Station: Thank heaven for little grills. **************************
And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: Best place in town to take a leak **********************
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises
BTTT!!!
I told a friend of mine a long time ago when we were in our late teens, “Anything more than a ripe handful is just wasted material.”
I sure hope the one w/ the good hooters was the same one who gave his $5K back. Win-win right there.
LOL!!!! Oh, no!!! that is a possibility!!!
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