Lol. Wikipedia says
“They have a dual Master of Science degree in nuclear science and engineering (technology and policy program) from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.” So apparently he’s not just some idiot they found, but an LGBTQ bonus hire.
Also notes he is the child of two Baptist missionaries who disapproved of his nascent homosexuality and sent him to conversion therapy. The description of his “therapy” sounds overly dramatic and implausible, but explains part of how he ended up the way he did. Those mean horrible Christians hobbled this little LGBTQ’er from the get-go.
Yawn.
Meanwhile, deep underground, a certain shadowy someone—sighted traveling the tunnels on a bike in Mom’s jeans, with a Wookie riding shotgun—thought this troubled smart kid might be a fun joke to play on We the People.
Yeah, that mom jeans cyclist is quite the Joker. “Some people just like to see it all burn.”