[Glad2bnuts]

We were running low on tall perverts. We need more examples to our Yoots...hat tip to Rush.

[JoeRender]

Gives a young person second thoughts about serving doesn’t it?

[Bikkuri]

Cowboys haven't had any star since Troy Aikman was quarterback 😔

[Golden Eagle]

Many people may not know who Parsons is yet, but he is a major new star in the making, often compared with rare superstars of the past like Lawrence Taylor. I’m sure a lot of people therefore noticed.

[MD Expat in PA]

Not exactly “retired”. He got a Big Chicken Dinner.

After a court-martial conviction in January 2008 on multiple counts “related to larceny”, he was sentenced to 60 days restriction, reduction to pay grade E-4, and a bad conduct discharge. The specific charges against him included “attempted larceny, three specifications of dereliction of duty, making a false official statement, wrongfully using another’s social security number, and ten specifications of making and uttering checks without having sufficient funds in his account for payment.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Whelan_(security_director)#Career

[rfreedom4u]

The Marine vet is no saint. He was given a bad conduct discharge after being convicted in a court martial.

He was convicted of attempted larceny, three specifications of dereliction of duty, making a false official statement, wrongfully using another’s social security number, and ten specifications of making and uttering checks without having sufficient funds in his account for payment … He was sentenced to 60 days restriction, reduction to pay grade E-4, and a bad-conduct discharge.

But I still would have rather him be freed before the bull dike who hates America.