There once was a “girl” from Nantucket
With boobs so big guys might love it
But it wasn’t a “she”
And the men let him be
But the lesbians wanted to touch it
Borrowing part of your second line:
There once was a girl from Nantucket
who went topless and thought guys would love it
but her boobs were so long
they would drag on the ground
so she carried them ‘round in a bucket.