And for afters, there’s rat cake, rat pie, and strawberry tart (without too much rest in it)
“Rats on a stick!”
Man What’s for afters?
Woman Well there’s rat cake ... rat sorbet ... rat pudding ... or strawberry tart.
Man Strawberry tart?!
Woman Well, it’s got some rat in it.
Man How much?
Woman Three (rather a lot really).
Man ... well, I’ll have a slice without so much rat in it.
CAPTION: ‘ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER’