Yeah. “Nice coffee I got here for ‘ya. Be a shame if anything was to happen to it.” Easy solution: Stop going to Starbucks.
I am happy to say I have never been to Starbucks.
I tried to buy one once, and asked for a medium coffee with cream and sugar.
The pansy working behind the counter ask if I wanted a “mocha-lotto-grande with camelito-poofter-sauce” or some such nonsense, and I said “Yeah, if that means medium coffee with cream and sugar...
He rolled his eyes at me AS IF I was the the moron in this conversation, so I said “nevermind...” and walked out.
Never been back.